What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do you feel cockroach?

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

Why do women change that much more with age?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

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